Thursday, July 25, 2013

Hey y'all!

Hey y'all!

This has been a very crazy week. First of all, I've been dizzy all week, and that's just now going away. My mission president's wife (Sister Center) was pretty concerned because we couldn't figure out why. But it's going away, so it's all good now. :)

I think I'm going to neglect most of the week in favor of two main stories.

1: Sometimes we get texts from Church headquarters with referrals to go visit people in our area. These are the media referrals; so anytime anyone requests a visit from Mormon.org, or at a pageant, or whatever. We had gotten a text for an excommunicated man a few weeks ago, but it took us forever to be able to go see him because we have to go through the bishop first for excommunicated people. Then we got a text for a less active man with the same last name. But this time we got a home address. The first one had only given us a work address, so we'd been stopping by the business, but hadn't caught him. The home address was for Lichfield Lane, and since they both had the last name of Lichfield we figured if we found one, we'd find the other.

So we decided to go on an adventure to find them. Turns out Lichfield Lane is down in Shengri-La (spelling? no idea). Shengri-La is a random oasis valley, that has a little pond and park where people get married all the time. We went down in there, got very very lost, and had to stop to ask directions from a guy who was working in the stables. He gave us some directions to the second man's house, which main revolved around the fact that they had a fountain in front of their house and we couldn't miss it.

So we drove around in the what we thought was the area he had described and couldn't find the house. We ended up at the end of a dead end street in front of a house with a bunch of kids playing outside. They all stopped and stared at us (they obviously don't get many people there) and we proceeded to shamelessly break some mission rules.

For missionaries who have a car, it's required that the passenger missionary always get out and direct the driver whenever you back up. I was not about to get out of the car in these people's driveway, amid all those staring children, to back the car. So we just backed up (praying we wouldn't hit something and have to explain that to Elder Wooley) and ran away. 

We eventually found the house, after driving by it about 4 times. Their fountain wasn't on, so it just looked like a bush in the middle of their driveway. There were a few cars there, so we figured they were home, but nobody answered. We were pretty sure they were home, because it smelled, and looked, like they were having some sort of fire in the backyard. After some minimal snooping, we realized that there was nobody in the backyard, but there was smoke billowing out of their window. Fairly concerned, but not wanting to trespass and give any crazy people an excuse to shoot us, we went over to their neighbor's house. (By the way, there were only two houses in this part of the valley.) Their neighbors had about 5 cars outside their house, but nobody answered there either. There was this weiner dog out in the yard that took one look at us and then bolted with his tail between his legs.

Still worried, we went back and knocked on the first house again, but nobody answered. By this point the smoke had stopped, and we were pretty well convinced that there was a serial killer in there. We decided we should go tell SOMEBODY that this house was possibly on fire, so we decided to go find a neighbor that could call them.

After driving all around that whole stupid valley we realized NOBODY was home. It was starting to feel like some sort of horror movie, because this was clearly one of those not-quite-a-compound areas where everyone is related. We decided to go back to the stable and at least tell the horse guy, only HE WAS GONE!

Finally, we accepted that the only available option was to go back to the house with all the kids and tell them. When we drove up we almost died because all the kids were gone, and we were like WHAT FREAK SHOW IS THIS?! But then they popped out from around the back of the house.

As we got out they ran to the door yelling that the missionaries were coming. We were like, ok, well, they at least know who we are. Hopefully that's a good thing. As we're walking in the house we hear a lady say "I hear one of them's a Peart". That through me for a loop. Turns out that they're members and they're also Pearts.

We went in and told them about the horror story happening in their neighborhood, and the husband was like, "Oh yeah, that's my cousin, I'll text him." (Totally called that one. They're all related.) Luckily, they were members and quite nice. We talked for a little bit and established that we were, in fact related. He was like "Oh, have you hiked up to Jacob's rock?" I was surprised and asked him if he meant Jacob, The Jacob, as in Jacob Peart that crossed the plains. Apparently that was the Jacob Peart he was talking about, and apparently said Jacob came down here and carved his family tree into a rock. Pretty cool. I gave them my mom's email address so they could send her the pictures.

I let them know that I was pretty sure that my uncle had Jacob Peart's diary, and therefore we were the purer strain and they were just posers. They consented that that was apparently the case. :)

The wife's parents were also there, and apparently they knew Virginia Peart and Joe Peart because they're from Vegas. It was weird, but cool.

2: Last night we were coming home at the end of the day and as we drove by the house of a single sister in one of our wards, we saw a man standing outside of her door. We were pretty sure that it was the town creeper, so we decided to drive by again to make sure. We ended up driving by three times, which meant that we were able to be positive that it was him, and he was able to be positive that it was us. He was very clearly snooping around her house and as we drove by the third time, he put some stuff at her door and hopped on his bike. We hurried up the street to Brother Cox's house to have him call the lady and let her know.

Mr. Creeper was about caught up to us on his bike, so as soon as Brother Cox opened the door we barged right in and slammed the door. He was equally concerned, and said he'd give her a call. (Apparently she's out of town, visiting someone in Texas.) As we left we flew to the car, jumped in and locked the doors. We carefully inspected the street, praying Mr. Creeper wasn't watching us. We drove around the block before we went back to our house, since she lives right around the corner from us. When we got home, we locked all the doors and windows, and prayed that he hadn't figured out where we live. The mission is very careful to make sure people can't stalk us home, so we were hoping we hadn't blown it. We texted the elders in our district to let them know who was guilty if we showed up dead. Our district leader was the only one who didn't laugh at us. He called us and told us to let him know if we needed him to come down. The other elders all laughed at us because they're buttfaces. Clearly our district leader is the only one who has met this man. He's an old, excommunicated guy who has way to much interest in sister missionaries. He also is crazy because he's fried his brain through all of his meth use. Whenever we have to go by his trailer (one of our investigators lives across the street from him), we park where he can't see us and sprint to their house. Long story short, we barricaded ourselves in the bedroom last night and each slept with a piece of pvc pipe to be used as a beating stick if necessary. 

We made it though. :) Still alive, and no sign of Mr. Creeper.

As for actually missionary stuff, we're doing alright. Michael is doing good, and still has his baptism set for the 3rd. We get to teach him the chastity lesson tonight, so that should be fun...

OH! I almost forgot. This past friday we had a baptism! It didn't count for our numbers because he's an 8 year old in a member family, but I'm still excited. His family is pretty new to the church, so we were teaching him the lessons to get him ready. Kind of a special case, but whatever. Anyway, his name is Logan and he's super adorable. The very first lesson I ever taught on my mission was with Logan, so I was kind of excited that he was the first baptism I had too. :)  The first time I met him, he was this little 8 year old with a Mohawk and a pirate earring. But by the time he got baptized he had shaved the Mohawk and switched to a little diamond stud. He's cute. :)

Anywho, I have to go now! Have a good week everyone!

Sister Peart

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